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Hey there, Jack Banana here. And before you ask — no, I didn’t make that name up after a long night of Netflix and “chilling” by myself. I review adult sites for a living, so trust me when I say I know a thing or two about self-love, video buffering speeds, and the fine art of relaxation. But today, we’re not talking about which site has the crispiest 4K lesbian content (although, spoiler: I’ve got a list for that). We’re talking about how masturbation — yes, the world’s most