Let’s be honest. Humanity has dreamed about sex in space almost as long as it has dreamed about space itself. Rockets? Check. Space suits? Check. Zero gravity sex fantasies? But once you remove Hollywood filters, latex catsuits, and slow-motion floating orgasms (what ever it is), what’s left is a deeply unsexy cocktail of physics, safety protocols, and Velcro. Astronaut Bodies Are Not in “Sexy Mode” Long missions in orbit change the human body and not in ways that say “hot se

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