Before we dive in — hi, I’m Sam , the one Banana who doesn’t sugarcoat anything. If a site sucks, I say it. If a fetish is ridiculous, I’ll laugh. And if a fetish is brilliant? …well, I might have tried it myself. More than once. I’ve traveled to Japan multiple times — mostly for “research”, partly for sushi, and maybe once for a Soapland I swore I’d never mention again. In Japan, there are all kinds of vending machines where you can buy cake in a jar, bread, beer (the machin