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Sex in Space: Why Zero Gravity Kills the Fantasy
Let’s be honest. Humanity has dreamed about sex in space almost as long as it has dreamed about space itself. Rockets? Check. Space suits? Check. Zero gravity sex fantasies? But once you remove Hollywood filters, latex catsuits, and slow-motion floating orgasms (what ever it is), what’s left is a deeply unsexy cocktail of physics, safety protocols, and Velcro. Astronaut Bodies Are Not in “Sexy Mode” Long missions in orbit change the human body and not in ways that say “hot se

John
Jan 194 min read


Pornhub 2025 Data Explained: Trends, Technology, and How People Really Watch Porn
Every year, Pornhub releases its Year in Review and every year it quietly becomes one of the most honest global datasets about human interests in porn categories! Ho-ho-ho, honestly it is like a present for Chistmas for us, and for you, our bananas 🍌 The 2025 edition is especially revealing. Not because people suddenly started watching something shocking, but because patterns became clearer than ever. Gender balance shifted. Queer content broke into the mainstream . R

John
Dec 25, 20256 min read


10 Unexpected Japanese Fetishes Explored in Sam’s Tokyo Field Notes
Before we dive in — hi, I’m Sam , the one Banana who doesn’t sugarcoat anything. If a site sucks, I say it. If a fetish is ridiculous, I’ll laugh. And if a fetish is brilliant? …well, I might have tried it myself. More than once. I’ve traveled to Japan multiple times — mostly for “research”, partly for sushi, and maybe once for a Soapland I swore I’d never mention again. In Japan, there are all kinds of vending machines where you can buy cake in a jar, bread, beer (the machin

Sam
Nov 20, 20255 min read


How Masturbation Affects Sleep Quality and Stress Levels
Hey there, Jack Banana here. And before you ask — no, I didn’t make that name up after a long night of Netflix and “chilling” by myself. I review adult sites for a living, so trust me when I say I know a thing or two about self-love, video buffering speeds, and the fine art of relaxation. But today, we’re not talking about which site has the crispiest 4K lesbian content (although, spoiler: I’ve got a list for that). We’re talking about how masturbation — yes, the world’s most
Jack
Oct 11, 20255 min read


Step Moms, Gangbangs, Cospay & POV: Categories Reviewed by Banana (Categorized Porn: A Guide, part 4)
Hey folks, Banana John here. Today I wanna share some personal stories about six legendary porn categories that shaped my late-night browsing… and my living room furniture. Spoiler: it wasn’t always glamorous. But it was always funny. People always ask me: “John, why do we even need categories ? Can’t we just… click and go?” Well, let me tell you, categories are like the spice rack of the internet. Sure, you can live on plain rice, but add a little POV , a pinch of cospl

John
Sep 4, 20256 min read
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